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zeldathemes
Hella
It's Jack the Human!

cutiebum:

Honesty Hour - answering every question I get with 100% honesty

buttgenie:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

  • murmured
  • mumbled
  • muttered
  • breathed
  • sighed
  • hissed
  • mouthed
  • uttered
  • intoned
  • susurrated
  • purred
  • said in an undertone
  • gasped
  • hinted
  • said low
  • said into someone’s ear
  • said softly
  • said under one’s breath
  • said in hushed tones
  • insinuated

aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear

Hey everyone shut up about the new dashboard for a second

david-tenninch71:

carryonmy-assbutt:

lovingequestrian:

shanhammer:

chaoticbanter:

space-hatred:

There’s something more important.

Japanese River Otters have been declared extinct.

This is now a Japanese River Otter appreciation and memorial post.

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RIP little otters, there was nothing you could do.

D’:

:( Poor babies.

whatttttttt nooooo :(

This is why I hate humanity 

cummingtonites:

oh god they’re already reproducing

cummingtonites:

oh god they’re already reproducing

I AM SO GLAD YOURE BACK OMG IVE MISSED YOU, YOU WERE LIKE MY FAV BLOG AND TBH YOU STILL ARE. AH, WELCOME BACK BUDDY

Anonymous

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEYOMGIVE MISSED YOU GUYS AHHHHHHHH

If I ever come to England can I visit you

Anonymous

Considering I live in wales, probably not

obi-wanker-nobi:

savage-remnants:

Why is this so amusing?

This is the funniest thing ever omg

ouijasexting:

sunnylay2:

ruinedchildhood:

"Going around" takes a lifetime

im dyin

oh my fucking god

ouijasexting:

sunnylay2:

ruinedchildhood:

"Going around" takes a lifetime

im dyin

oh my fucking god

danielbpc:

mask-the-geokin:

shayanbes:

shellyshockz:

I don’t about how anyone else feels, but I felt like drawing my own. I feel like this more often than I want to, and I’m currently on the brink of just giving up altogether…it hurts like hell feeling left out of things or not being included, or just the feeling of being forgotten or ignored in general…I really want to just throw in the towel and abandon all ties to some people so I never have to feel this way…but I still have a small spark of hope somewhere that won’t let me quit no matter how much I’d really like to…so…I guess I’ll just wait and see..

I really … This is something I’ve been experiencing a ton but I’ve never had the courage to talk about, though when I do try it just easily goes back to square 1. I still kinda feel nervous about typing this with the reblog too so sorry for adding this. The post reallly relates a lot to me. So thank you Shelly. Really. I mean it. vuv <3

I have an actual hole in my chest im not kidding

I got many acquaintances, and almost none friend. I’m really really bad at keeping friends… but my hole is filled.  

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

tardis-23:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

whovian-dream:

fallen-weeping-angel:

hobbityhobbity:

How did Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock take over tumblr in the first place? Did a bunch of fans just show up like some sort of invasion or did it just sort of happen?

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This is literally tumblr in a post.

#guys they actually did it, they made a joke about his non existent eyebrows omg

lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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pizza:

hello bacon mac and cheese!!!
and hello bacon cupcakes


Hellllooooo mega diabetes

pizza:

hello bacon mac and cheese!!!

and hello bacon cupcakes

Hellllooooo mega diabetes

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